I'm 1...

I fall down a million times a day...

 I get frustrated very easily and will throw a fit over anything...

 I don't want to play with any of my toys or ever do what my mom wants me to...

 I would rather explore and find all the dirty or dangerous things to get into...

 I am teething...

 I love water bottles and the remote...

 and the remote can double as a phone if I want it to.

The end.